I have no idea if this is real or not- but it is FREAKY!  Check it out and let me know what you think...

This is funny!  However, the dogs seem less than pleased.

First of all- no it's not.

But, we have a BIG problem at the James' house.  The pup, Tuffy, does not like the sister, Stephanie.  I'm sure you're thinking- ya right- how do you know that?

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 Tuffy pees like a Maniac IN THE HOUSE whenever Steph's over

 Up until yesterday, Tuffy hadn't had an accident in the house for at least a week.  When Stephanie came over yesterday, he peed 5 times in 20 minutes!!!! (no, Steph doesn't have a dog)

It was not a case of- uh oh, I couldn't make it to the door and I just had an accident- either.

It was more like- ‘Stephanie, you devil-woman, I'm so upset you're here.  Look, I'm peeing on the living room rug.  Now look, I'm peeing on my dog bed.  What? The she-demon hasn't left yet?  Now look at me pee on the kitchen hardwood and now right by where Stephanie's standing.' 

 IT WAS RIDICULOUS.

 Stephanie kept saying, "I feel awful- should I leave"?

Obviously, we're not going to let Tuffy decide who can come over and hang at the house.  He eventually stopped (or at least his ability to pee had) but I will say this, since Steph left last night, he's been an angel. 

Those two had better work it out- I don't wanna have to choose sides!

A few nights ago, Jeff and I carved pumpkins.  I suck and have no carving skills- whatsoever.   Jeff, on the other hand, is actually a pumpkin carving extraordinaire!  When we carved last year- I didn't even want my pumpkin to sit next to his on the table- not only cause his was so good, but also because mine was so bad.

 Jeff knows he's good at carving pumpkins.  How do I know this?  At the party at our place last Saturday (Fall Frenzy) he took out the camera and was showing everyone his pumpkin from '07. 

This week I've been asking him, "What are you gonna do this year"? 

He said I'd have to wait and see.  As the pumpkins were being placed on the table yesterday evening, he pulls out this piece of paper with his carving plans on it. 

"Do you know what it is"? He asks. 

I didn't. 

Jeff said that it'd be obvious once the pumpkin was done and lit up.

When he was finished carving, this is what I saw...

 Who do you think that looks like?  My first thought, Jesus.  I guessed WAY wrong.  It's Johnny Depp's character, Captain Jack Sparrow, from Pirates of the Caribbean. 

 This made me giggle- especially since Jeff and I have differing opinions when it comes to what and how many Halloween sweets to give to each kid!  I found this list of the most Terrible Halloween Treats.  Here are the top 3!  The explanation for the last one really cracked me up- it's one of my least favorite candies, yet if it's all that's available- I'll eat ‘em : )

 1) Toothbrushes

 Dentists and orthodontists should not be allowed to celebrate Halloween if they're going to get all tooth doctory on us. Do not bring your work home with you, folks!

 2) Raisins

Little boxes of stuck-together shriveled globs are not what little kids schlep around the neighborhood for all night. When they say trick-or-treat, they want candy that will rot their teeth, not wrinkled grapes.

 3) Candy Corn

 The most polarizing candy of all. The fruitcake of Halloween; it just never goes away.

 Source: Yahoo's Erin Zimmer